confessions of a 2M4M teabagger

These teabaggers are fucking morons. "Get your hands out of my wallet!" Well, then get the fuck off my roads, get your rugrats out of my schools, and find your own fucking cops and go wrangle up your own goddamn terrorists. I'm not thrilled about the bailout either but I do think that a respectable, intelligent Harvard-educated lawyer with a team of professional advisors probably know a little bit more about the situation than I do. And if I had a choice between half a paycheck and none at all I'd probably find a way to do without NASCAR and taking my kids to go see Hannah Montana, and you know what? I think I would get my big fat lily white ass on a fucking bicycle rather than paying $3/gal to fill up my F150 to go to my job that I thankfully still have because someone in this goddamn country is trying to do something for me. No one knows if this is going to work or not, and Miss Cleo is down in Florida lezzin' it up, so you're just going to have to cross your fingers and be thankful for the really important things and realize that we're all in this together.