I am totally not making this up, I swear to god

Overheard at Broadway & Ellsworth, Denver
1/5/2009 8pm

Black man in a trench coat, to no one in particular: I AM A BLACK LEPRECHAUN! I AM A BLACK LEPRECHAUN, BY GOLLY! BY GOLLY! I'M THE ONLY BLACK LEPRECHAUN IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!